A Mare of Wealth and Taste!

Bask in the infinite knowledge of the AWESOME AND MIGHTY LULAMOON!
Theme Humanized AU OOC

hendricksandtheassociates:

lulamoonanswers:

hendricksandtheassociates:

lulamoonanswers:

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"Oh God, it lives."

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"Run and don’t look back, run and don’t look back!"

[ god damn overpowered frog ]

mor0se replied to your post
[ NO NOT YOU AGAIN ]

Anonymous sent: how are you ?

"Awesome and Mighty as always."

desimating:

lulamoonanswers:

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Viva la revolution!

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     ” — … … I need to go back to sleep. ”  All aboard the Fuck That Train to Nopesville.

Horsekind’s counterattack begins now!

desimating:

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     ” … Two of the horses are missing.  But there were no noises last night, everyone’s still here, and their stables are still shut up and locked. ”  Oh boy.

Viva la revolution!

That was never ever supposed to be published thanks a bunch fumblr.

bsmirch:

lulamoonanswers:

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Excuse you, the Awesome and Mighty Lulamoon is a unicorn, not a horse or “beastkin”, whatever that is. And of course we have hoof-traps. Foals give them to each other all the time as pranks. You humans probably stole the idea from us in the first place.

And Lulamoon isn’t even going to dignify that with a response. Also you’re stupid.

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Right, sorry.  Unicorn, then.  They don’t even actually exist, so let me guess.  This is another situation where you’re from another dimension or something.  A talking blue unicorn in a green cape and hat.  So, tell me.  What magical mysterious land are you from?  England?
We didn’t steal anything.  They were from Imperial China.  People used them to select candidates for jobs.  Not tricks.  Your move.

At least I don’t think it’s cute talking in third person.  ( It’s not.  It really is not. ) 

You humans use hoof-traps to apply for jobs? What kind of backward inferior human nonsense is that!? 

And what’s an England!?

Like the Awesome and Mighty Lulamoon asked you what you think of the way she speaks. You only think that because you’re stupid.